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Kinja'd!!! "desertdog5051" (desertdog5051)
08/20/2014 at 14:39 • Filed to: None

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Took a friend to the optometrist office to help pick out frames. Walking in, I notice the local Mercedes dealership courtesy van pulling away. As it leaves, behind it I see a nice Merc parked. Walk over to take a look and it is an SL 65 (not 63 as reported earlier) AMG. Nice car I think to myself. Then I notice the front fender which has V12 Biturbo badge on it. I need to go back to school. There must be a lot of money in them eyeballs. No Sr20 cause the DD left phone in his truck at friends house. But looked like this except black.

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:44

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That is gorgeous. I've always said that if I became filthy rich, I'd buy a Benz to tool around in just to be pretentious.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:45

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Yes you certainly do. My previous optometrist has (IIRC) two or three stores he has opened under his name and after daily driving a Dinan 535i Touring and a Leaf for a few years ordered a Panamera and then an RS5 last year. It's quite a lucrative field I imagine.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > mazda616
08/20/2014 at 14:46

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I shudder to think the contraptions I'd have custom built if I were filthy rich.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:50

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it isn't about schooling. The few eye doctors I know aren't that rich though. Comfortable, but not like that. Get yourself a great idea, work at it, and monetize that way. Otherwise we'll see you in 7 years just out of eyeball school as low man on the totem pole working 80 hours a week for 100K a year drowning in student loans


Kinja'd!!! Sam > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:51

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Yup. Unfortunately I can't handle the pressure of medical practices, so I've had to settle on a motorsports engineering degree.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:54

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For the money, I would rather drive this...

http://assets.hemmings.com/uimage/2799386…


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > 505Turbeaux
08/20/2014 at 14:55

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You're so reassuring, 505. :)


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:56

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Dentistry? That's not lucrative? Podiatry I bet is a goldmine: http://www.jsonline.com/business/12495…

Not picking on mechanics/car dealers but really any field where your customers have to take your word on whether a service is necessary or not. Dental sealants, duct cleaning, driveway sealcoating, you need new valve cover gaskets for $200, you need this heart catheterization procedure and a stent or two, especially this super expensive but not any better drug-eluting stent, etc etc


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:56

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I was thinking to myself that sounded harsh. Sorry man!


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Sam
08/20/2014 at 14:57

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You poor guy. :)


Kinja'd!!! Sam > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 14:58

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I know right, I may have to work for some low tier endurance team. Like Corvette Racing or something equally as awful. :D


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:02

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Minor nitpick... the SL63, to the best of my knowledge, has always had a V8. The only models with the V12 Biturbo badge are the SL600 and the SL65.

(that guy)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:02

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My optometrist just got a Ghibli.


Kinja'd!!! TheCraigy > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:03

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You want to be an ophthalmologist, not an optometrist.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Gamecat235
08/20/2014 at 15:12

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After I posted that I thought that I must have got it wrong cause I thought the 63 had a V8, too. The sun was reflecting off that side of the car I was on so I probably read it wrong. Good point, Detective Gamecat .


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > 505Turbeaux
08/20/2014 at 15:13

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Not harsh to me. Kinda funny.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > TheCraigy
08/20/2014 at 15:15

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I can't spell optha... whatever that is. :)


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:16

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My brain is FILLED with useless information, but occasionally there are conversations where it is actually something I can blurt out without sounding like an insane person.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Gamecat235
08/20/2014 at 15:18

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On the other hand maybe it was an SL65 and I read that wrong. Maybe I should have made an appointment while I was there.


Kinja'd!!! TheCraigy > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:21

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Me too I had to spellcheck it :D


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/20/2014 at 15:32

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You don't have to be an optometrist to buy a Charger though :)


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Gamecat235
08/20/2014 at 15:56

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Updated post filed. It was a 65. I went to get lunch and took phone this time and went by there to see.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > desertdog5051
08/20/2014 at 15:57

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Awesome. LOL. Thanks for the note.